A description for extra, inconvenient, and invasive measures that are supposed to add protection but in reality only offer the illusion of extra protection while providing no real added safety.
I was gate raped by a sleeper cell of the TSA when I went through the security theater at the airport.
by liberty_lover November 22, 2010
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Get the teaner mug.Some kinky ass shit. Somehow they all like to get down and dirty with each other. Notorious for extremely long, intimate relationships. Eventual get bored of sex so they resort to extreme methods to get their fix.
That theater kid sex life is nuts right? They bang on the daily and never seem to get bored until they do and when they do...
by frostytip69 October 31, 2017
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Non-cool person: "so you like musical theater, do ya? What are you, gaaay?"
Cool person: "yeah, I'm both gay, a musical theater nerd, aaaand about to kick your uncool ass."
Cool person: "yeah, I'm both gay, a musical theater nerd, aaaand about to kick your uncool ass."
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by theagoddess October 12, 2020
Get the theana mug.Probably the only band in the history who can write 30+ minute songs that people will actually listen to.
Guy: "Dude, are you done listening to that Dream Theater song yet?"
Dream Theater Fan: "No, I'm only 25 minutes in."
Guy: "!!!"
Dream Theater Fan: "No, I'm only 25 minutes in."
Guy: "!!!"
by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats December 23, 2010
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