Midwest Redneck

The funnest redneck of them all, loves to party drink beer and have a damn good time. love their family blood or not!

Look at those Midwest Rednecks giving er hell!

by Redneck Rex January 4, 2019

Midwest Muffin

When a male gapes out another males ass with his fist and then takes a muffin (Flavor of his choice) and starts to feed the gaping hole the muffin. When the asshole tightness back up the male then proceeds to suck put the muffin with his mouth and his hands tied behind his mouth

The other day I walked in on bill and tom doing a "Midwest Muffin"

by bignawstydawg April 10, 2015

Midwest Bus Company

A really shitty school bus group that does not follow the laws of physics or geography. They say its a Midwest bus company but its based in NY

Midwest Bus Company is a really shitty company tbh

by gdysgyydg271y3712ty36y21gdyh1 January 4, 2023

Midwest party popper

Placing a pile of cocaine on a female cousins anus who is on her menstrual cycle then yanking on her tampon string while she farts the pile into the air and you attempt to snort all of it out of mid air.

We were at a 4th of July bonfire and everyone was shooting off Midwest party poppers.

by Sprocket the rocket January 7, 2022

Midwest Fog Monster

Farting while walking

It is so crowded in here that no one knows where the midwest fog monster can from.

by McSaltyMJ March 20, 2010

Midwest Water Torture

The process in which the receiver of an inverted face fuck is repeatedly slapped in the forehead by a slobbery, slimy scrotum.

Melinda was cool with the idea of face fucking, until the Midwest Water Torture began.

by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017

Midwest Bus Company

A place with corrupt staff, and a place 11 year olds go to admin abuse. Home of the worst development ever and trash buses. Want to buy robux on the blackmarket? Say less buy from MBC they will sell you limiteds and roblox for USD extra.

Oh look they must be from Midwest Bus Company.

by OkBob January 4, 2023