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Jump the net

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A phrase to let someone know that they have stolen your joke right after you said it, and potentially generated more laughs than you did.
<origin> After a game of volleyball someone says 'jump the net' nobody hears it so someone else repeats the joke a bit louder and gets a lot of laughs...

e.g.
Shaun: The female wookies are the ones with brazilian's
Craig (louder): The female wookies are the ones with brazilian's
Everyone: hehehehehehe, good one Craig!
Shaun (to Craig): Jump the net...
by Flugelman May 24, 2006
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jump the couch

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<While in prison>
Convict A: Oooh, see him 'n his tight little ass?
Convict B: Yeah, player. Dats so hawt.
Convict A: He best watch himself and that cute little behind. Or I'ma jump his couch.

<Two people talking>

Tom: Man, Vanessa is goin' to come over tonight.
Tim: Yeah? You finally gonna hit that?
Tom: Yeah, she and I were talking. She said I could jump the couch with her.
by MonkeyStomp January 2, 2006
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Jump the couch

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refering to Tom Cruise's display of affection for Katie holmes. Meaning, did something stupid or idiotic
My friend benny just jumped the couch and had sex with my sister!
by Von Beckie September 5, 2005
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Jump The Snake

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When something that was hyped to be great turns out to be mediocre, especially when you really should have known better in the first place.

This differs from jump the shark because it refers to something that was never good to begin with, versus something that was good and went bad.
Snakes on a Plane the movie is the example that inspired this phrase.

Jump the snake:

You can't say that Josh's blog jumped the snake, because it was so darn good until the last two posts. Then he got preachy, and the magic died. I weep for my loss.
by Sad-Faced Clown August 22, 2006
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Jump the Lilipad

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To hook up or french kiss or kiss with your tongue
Last night me and Brandy jJump the Lilipad.
by zbkolo January 11, 2008
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jump the curb

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The act of literally jumping a car over a curb, usually done under one of two instances:

1. A drunk driver wiping out

or

2. Someone is intending to hit someone

The second condition happens more in video games than in real life, and the phrase was often heard back in the mid-90's by players of Twisted Metal. It can be heard more now by GTA players, as the shouting of "jump the curb!" at the player is an encouragement to run over pedestrians.
1. The drunk man tried to flee to cops, only to jump the curb.

2. "Hit 'em, hit 'em! Jump the curb! Smash!!!"
by ObscuredOne November 24, 2006
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up jump the boogie

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A war cry, similar to "Let's Rock!" or "Let's get it on!". Used to charge into battle or start a fight. Taken from Kid Rock's Bawitdaba.
Ninja 1 - "Do you really think you can defeat me?"
Ninja 2 - "Up jump the boogie"
They fight!
by gourry_1 March 26, 2006
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