When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.
Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.
by Harry Paratesties September 20, 2006

Wrap a Twizzler around your dick. Make your ugly girlfriend blow you while you shave her head. Pull out and cum on her face. While your four closest friends sing a capella, shave her moustache.
I picked up a pack of Twizzlers and called Fred, David, John and Santiago over to my place Friday night because I knew I was going to give Sally a barber pole.
by 4Tay January 30, 2009

by Windus May 20, 2005

"Bro, what's up?"
"Man, my girl pulled the starving barber last night."
"Shit son, you should always keep it trimmed."
"Man, my girl pulled the starving barber last night."
"Shit son, you should always keep it trimmed."
by slabberjabber April 25, 2010

Your average run of the mill middle aged barber. Often referred to as BK for short. Usually resides in a rural area where there is in fact no kingdom for one to rule. Often has an affinity for exaggeration and poor recollection of actual events. Haircuts are subpar at best.
by NinaHartley March 19, 2017

a guy you think you like until he starts making weird noises. he also complains too much, for my taste
by kanismith889 January 13, 2020

by Chatgetbanged69 December 24, 2019
