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boats v submarines

A game commonly played in the UK for it's extreme banter and social skills
There are 2 ways to play this game, solo or duo.

Solo play;
The player fills the bathtub up to the brim with water and shits in the bath tub and has to decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If you choose to vote for the boat you think that it will be a floater, if you choose submarine it will explore the deep underwater mysteries of your bath tub. If you guess incorrectly of whether it's going to sink or swim you have to lay in the bath till said boat/submarine disolves.

Duo play;
Two players both sit on the brim of the bath whilst the bath is fulled with water, both players drop their load into the bath and decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If chosen incorrectly the player that guessed incorrectly puts on their scuba diving gear and gets ready to discover some treasures.
Man we played Boats v Submarines last night, I lost and got coated in shit.
by Zilyanasass April 6, 2014
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about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine
"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."
by shakneekwa October 14, 2005
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Sugma

I hear John came down with sugma.
What’s sugma?
Sugma nuts bitch.
by Limga November 30, 2018
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submariner

Steely eyed stern jawed salt encrusted killers from the deep, prowling seas in their sleek black messanger of death
Royal Navy Submariners eat their young, oh yeah, watch out skimmers...
by lajopi 292 August 11, 2007
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sumac cats

Them nig's that sit on the norhtside! Drink that yak, smoke that crack, get that "haleon", and do that junk all day.If you want to be a sumac cat you cant be scared of them boys in blue!
Dem boys on that haleon track, kickin it with those sumac cats!
by Brad Armitage April 11, 2005
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protein submarine

Hulk Hogan's term for a formidable fecal deployment.
I need to go sink a protein submarine.
by kampy December 28, 2007
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SUGMA

SUGMA is a viral infection that stems from the BOFA tree of viruses. SUGMA is a rare development of LIGMA and has shown to be similar to other infections in the BOFA tree such as SUGANDESE, SU CON, and EETMA. At the time of this entry there have only been 2,000,000 recorded cases of SUGMA worldwide, the development is extremely rare and also extremely harmful to ones immune and reproductive systems. In the cases studied, Twitch Streamers, Fortnite players, furries, weebs, and cosplayers were shown to be carriers of the infection. It is strongly advised that you refrain from having verbal or physical contact with these groups until a proper cure is found. If you do come in contact with a carrier of SUGMA you can use SUGMA BALLS or SUGMA DICK to attempt to rid them on the infection, but note this treatment is still is still in development and is known to cause fatal side effects.
Carrier: "What's SUGMA?"

Friend: "SUGMA BALLS."

Carrier: *Commits not feel so good*
by Iliektrrains™ July 30, 2018
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