Spitzered

The ability to lose your prestigious, high profile, well paying job and the public's confidence, because you paid for sex.

Eliot was Spitzered by Kristen and the FBI.

by mecicon March 11, 2008

Spritzed steamer

You sensually crap on someones tummy then proceed to shake a bottle of any soda of your choosing and allow it to explode on your partner.

Ted: How's that Stephanie girl?
Billy: She's so cool. We went out for Indian food, grabbed a bottle of diet coke, and went to town. By far the best spritzed steamer i have ever had.

by Flamingo lover 4 life September 29, 2011

spitzered

The act of vehemently accusing and or chastising someone for a behavior or action, then doing the very same thing when they turn their back.

Former Governor Elliot Spitzer Prosecuted Prostitution rings, and customers; all while using them himself for the past decade. Each of the persons prosecuted were "spitzered."

by Ascoda March 13, 2008

Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer is the new leader of New York State. Defeated John Faso with 69% of the vote in 2006.

Eliot Spitzer became governor of New York very easily.

by Alexander "Sasha" Ivanoff May 22, 2007

Spitzered

Losing ones high-paying, high-profile job after being caught in a prostitution ring.

Mike got spitzered from his VP job after he was busted with that hooker.

by jrod147 March 11, 2008

spitzered

Past tense of the intransitive verb to spitzer, which means to self-destruct. Used most frequently when referring to politicians, although linguists predict the term will be more widely used.

He spitzered after years of pomposity.

by Sandrina March 18, 2008

Spitzered

Getting so drunk you forget to put your porn collection away leading to it's discovery in the morning.

Mike: The old lady's breathen down my neck.

Ike: I told you to quit getting spitzered.

by Mbob March 20, 2008