Spooky Woosh

That feeling you get when you suddenly and severely have to go to the bathroom. Sometimes your body will say “you will crap your pants in 3…2…1…” and you have to trackstar to the bathroom.

“Every time I eat dairy foods, I get a spooky woosh.”

by General Ray November 12, 2021

Spooky Dank

Another nickname for marijuana, usually regarding a more "spooky" variety.

After the party, we got hecka turnt up with some Spooky Dank

by Spook Dogg September 6, 2014

Spooky Coochie

A dusty vagina with cobwebs and spiders

These bitches steady havin' spooky coochie

by Apollomosik October 5, 2018

Spooky Jim

Spooky Jim is everyone's spirit animal, and who Josh Dun loves the most. (Drummer to Twenty One Pilots)

Abby thinks Spooky Jim is daddy.

by WhoopyPanda October 13, 2016

Spooky Dookie

The term you use when taking a shit in the dark

Damn man. The power went out and i took a spooky dookie

by Bushwacker9000 September 12, 2016

Spooky Month

Spooky Month is the worldwide nationally celebrated holiday on October 1st all the way to October 31st. Degenerates would call this 'Halloween', instead of it's regular name. Celebratory activities include trick or treating, watching spooky movies (I'd reccomend 'Really Spooky The Ooga Booga'. It's very scary), Buying candy from the candy store, summoning demons, getting a clown to tell you a spooky joke, going to spooky party on the top of a hill and meeting 'The Eyes of The Universe'. Turns out he's a pretty chill guy if you do the spooky vibe with him, also he likes candy, especially Mars, Kit Kats and Milky Way, but really doesn't like Three Musketeers.

Skid: Pump, it is the spooky month!
Pump: It is the spooky month?!

**Spooky Dance**

by HunterVanguard April 23, 2021

Spooky Wank

A spooky wank is performed in bed. Lying on their back, the participant presses their buttocks firmly against the mattress and breaks wind. Whilst doing this, they close their eyes and imagine the resulting warm gust is a particularly arousing spirit that wishes to pass straight through right their rear and gain access their groin area.

Unfortunately, as the spirit is unable able to grasp or manipulate objects, the participant lends a helping hand.

Blanche: Are you doing anything nice for Halloween?

Daniel: Yes, I'll be having a spooky wank.

Blanche: Oh lovely. Please say hello to my great grandma if she stops by.

by 00moon00 October 15, 2021