Softass

A person who is a coward.

"I didn't know John was such a softass, yesterday he refused to enter the room as it was too dark."

"Don't be such a softass and ride the roller coaster with us!"

by TheGuyAcrossTheRoad December 25, 2014

sorta-rican

Modulation of the word puerto rican, Sorta rican is a puerto rican with little understanding of the culture or language. Sometimes claims to know aout it, and sometimes they don't.

That puerto ricankid couldn't elp me on my spanish homework, he's a sorta rican.

by Windows 98 cardboard edition May 31, 2005

Scottallened

v. The act of totally jacking up your eyebrows with a power tool that has no business being anywhere on, near or about your facial region.

bob: Dude, did you see that guys eyebrow???
jimmy: no doubt! He totally scottallened it.

by tiempo512 February 17, 2009

Sittage

Sittage (n) The state of possessing child care.

"I've hooked up some sittage for Friday so we can go out."

by Holly M S May 15, 2010

sorta yeah

How you explain the relationship between you and your significant other after only recently getting together with that person.

Richard: Hey bro! How was the dance?
Jim: Pretty good...Norah asked me to dance and I took her home and now we're sorta yeah.
Richard: Nice!

by Logan Q. Brooks February 22, 2015

Softaphobia

The fear of a girl feeling your dick before you are fully erect

You: Yo man I hope she doesn't try to rush in to get my pants off
Homie: Why, don't you want her on it
You: Yea but I have softaphobia
Homie: True if she sees it still soft she gon' think it's only 3 inches lol

by matricksman October 2, 2015

Softaphobia

The fear of a girl feeling or seeing your dick when you aren't fully erect

You: I hope when she come over she don't get to it real quick
Homie: Why not don't you want to get her?
You: Yea but I have softaphobia
Homie: Oh yeah if she try it early she gon' think it's 3 inches ha

by matricksman October 9, 2015