Sophomore Story

A pointless story, not relating anyway, or to anything in the current conversation.

"I'm standing cause I like to stand." "...Sophomore story."

by Alfonce94 September 19, 2011

sophomore slayers

a junior who can only pull sophomores because nobody in their own grade wants their small dick

u guys are all sophomore slayers

by annefrankfromthegulag January 21, 2023

Sophomore Phases

Two phases of college sophomores, they either become a raging homo/lesbian, or, they become a major pothead

Holy cow! Tommys the classic Sophomore Phases! What a raging homo pothead!

by Male Name February 5, 2023

Sophomore sniffer

A freshman who tags along a sophomore group because they don’t have any other friends.

“Who’s that?”
“She’s a sophomore sniffer.”

by Laxqueen101 April 28, 2023

Sophomore in College

Sophomore in College is used to call people Gay, Black, and Dumb all in one and is very insensitive and rude.

That dude over there is such a Sophomore in College.

by salamoander May 14, 2023

Sophomoreitis

Sophomoreitis is kinda like Senioritis but worse because the condition starts in 10th grade and eventually when the students get to the Senioritis stage they are so over it and have contemplated dropping out on multiple occasions. The condition is mostly seen by students who used to have very good grades but started to struggle upon 10th grade and feel hopeless.

“Did you see that kid sleeping in Biology this morning?”

“Yeah she definitely has Sophomoreitis.”

by AbBethPAge1789 November 26, 2018

Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.

Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

by Jeffsmith1738 May 14, 2018