smol beans

Someone who is ugly and should never appear on the face of the earth.

Smol beans are ugly.
Smol beans are weird.

by Lilopoopoo August 9, 2023

smol bean

Louis Tomlinson

Fan: "Oh my gosh you're such a smol bean!"
Louis: "Oh give me a break, I'm big!"

by LouAndI November 24, 2020

smol bean

someone’s who short and annoying

karma is a smol bean🥺owo and is annoying

by _archangell__ March 8, 2021

smol bean

an offensive slur used to describe a little people. for example, someone with dwarfism

“look there’s a smol bean”

by user347 April 13, 2021

smol bean

if you say you're a "smol bean" it means that you are a convicted felon and that you are dangerous to society.

felon 1 : oh my gosh you are such a wholesome smol bean!!!!!

felon 2 : oh my gosh lmao im not!!!! you're a smol bean!!!

by wabadoo_ November 19, 2021

smol bean activities

The action of being innocent, petite, cute, and very girly.

This is not giving smol bean activities.

by toniwoni69 November 16, 2024

Smol bean

A person (typically on the internet) who will aggressively attack others, only to feign being small and helpless when critiqued even slightly for their behavior.

He was aggressively rude towards me, but as soon as I called him out for his behavior he turned into a smol bean.

by Smolbeanuwu74 April 6, 2024