Three way feng shui

When having a threesome it's the position of the three bodies in relationship with each other...could define what kind of activity will be taking place.

Elle didn't like the particular three way feng shui that had begun to happen...she decided to take advantage of Taylor when Gretchen decided to come up for air.

by Ellelo420 June 10, 2014

Fuck Shui

The exact opposite of Feng Shui

I need to organize my office, right now it is totally Fuck Shui

by PTheDestroyer April 12, 2019

Feng Shui

Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.

Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Wang Shui

The position of male gonads, generally in terms of comfort, most often within the confines of restricting jeans, slacks, etc.

Dude, my wang shui is all out of whack. These jeans are too tight.

by BeanBeater3000 September 23, 2019

dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017

Feng shui face

This is often used by young, attractive, female, Chinese executives to describe the facial structure of high cheek bone, boxhead Croatian males.

It is usually a term of effection.

Damon, your face has nice feng shui.

Or...
Damon, you've got a nice Feng shui face

by Feng Shui Face August 19, 2016

dump shui

The perfectly balanced atmosohere created for the ultimate confort during defication.

Bro, the dump shui in your bathroom is on point.

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by oPtaylor August 10, 2016