by PTheDestroyer April 12, 2019
Used to describe extensive but failed efforts of a home owner to make their residence attractive and welcoming, particularly where the end result is ugly and overwhelming in its nature.
I like the floor plan of this house, but the neon wall paints and all the creepy photos of children really fuck shui’d the place.
by Butter and Bread August 10, 2018
by Yung shui November 25, 2018
No example for Feng Shui Pussy
by 𝐉𝐀𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄 November 10, 2024
The sexual act of pepper spraying someone in their vagina and eating them out afterwards. Also goes by the names "Hotpot", "Spicy Fish Soup", and "French Brunch".
Person A: "So, how did the date go?"
Person B: "Oh you know, watched a movie, took her to dinner, then treated her to some Shui Zhu Yu afterwards."
Person A: "What the fuck."
Person B: "Oh you know, watched a movie, took her to dinner, then treated her to some Shui Zhu Yu afterwards."
Person A: "What the fuck."
by BackyardiganTwiced October 31, 2021
Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.
Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!
by 4realazitgits April 05, 2021
by oPtaylor March 07, 2016