dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017

Feng shui face

This is often used by young, attractive, female, Chinese executives to describe the facial structure of high cheek bone, boxhead Croatian males.

It is usually a term of effection.

Damon, your face has nice feng shui.

Or...
Damon, you've got a nice Feng shui face

by Feng Shui Face August 19, 2016

Feng shui

The ancient oriental art of extracting money from the gullible.

"I hired the feng shui expert recommended by that influencer on Twitface, and all he did was charge me £500 then take away all my furniture."

by Beermat April 28, 2025

Tin Shui Wai

A shit place human have ever lived
Some gang gang may be living in there
Wherever places you want to go from Tin Shui Wai, it would take your life time

People were so scared in the Big Seven in Tin Shui Wai

by FKTinSHuiWai November 22, 2021

SHUI Z

It’s a good vibe , anything and everything awesome. Off the Charts , Spectacular. FIRE!

GREATNESS!

Dang this food be SHUI Z!!! Dudddee, that car is SHUI Z!!!

by SHUI Z December 19, 2020

dump shui

The perfectly balanced atmosohere created for the ultimate confort during defication.

Bro, the dump shui in your bathroom is on point.

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by oPtaylor August 10, 2016

Finger shui

Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.

Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021