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National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
by nonrupt October 20, 2021
mugGet the National Short People Daymug.

kick short people into the sun month!

during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!
"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"
by muhahahahhahaha October 24, 2023
mugGet the kick short people into the sun month!mug.
On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…
Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!
by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024
mugGet the National kick short people daymug.

Short People Day

Every September 22nd short people get their time to shine!
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions
Billy: Haha youre so short
Bobby: You cant say that to me! Its short people day!
by Qualex6 September 22, 2022
mugGet the Short People Daymug.

Short people

A bunch of dirty hairy tramps with hairy vaginas are a bunch of filthy pedophile pricks that stink of shit and often wear glasses because their knobs.
If you see a short people stomp on him.
by English are trannys December 16, 2021
mugGet the Short peoplemug.
Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd
“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”
by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024
mugGet the National Beat Up Short People Daymug.

hit short people

On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.
by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020
mugGet the hit short peoplemug.

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