African shoelace

When a white male rubs his whole body on an Africans butthole more specifically the head, then proceeds to put his whole elbow in the anus

“Ay bro! Wanna pull of the ol’ African Shoelace?”

by Massiveimnotlying May 25, 2022

tying a shoelace

When one is asked to tie someones shoelace, they have just been asked to "netflix and chill, these dogs will explain for me.

Hey you my shoelace is untied can u help me out ;)
-tying a shoelace

by seventyD August 24, 2016

Burnt shoelace

Take a shot of Absythne, or other highly flammable alcohol, light it on fire and then give a firey blow job.

"Did you see that Jane gave Alex a burnt shoelace?"
"Yeah, he probably should've shaved first!"

by Vlow97 March 18, 2024

Shoelaces

Somehow every tumblr user stole a pair from the president…

The president keeps losing his shoelaces

by Shoelace Stealer January 14, 2024