throwing shoelaces

To spew semen from your penis, can also be described as 'painting shoelaces'

'Bra, I painted a shoelace on that chicks face, y0!"
'I couldnt get no play from that chick, so I threw a few sholaces on my couch while watching some dirty monkey porn'
'Bros, I never met a chick that had me throwing shoelaces like I was on 3 Viagra's'

by Bukkake King January 29, 2010

Digital Shoelaces

The very basic know-how of computer usage (or lack thereof).

" I swear to god, mate my auntie Kath will be the death of me. She begs (whines) for help over the same BASIC internet/computer functions over and over again, regardless of how many times I explain it to her! Some people just can't even tie their digital shoelaces if their bloody lives depended on it!

by Sebastian Agner December 06, 2024

Shoelaces

Somehow every tumblr user stole a pair from the president…

The president keeps losing his shoelaces

by Shoelace Stealer January 14, 2024

Shoelace

it’s a thing that happens whilst performing an oral seggzual act on a person; and when you pull away, there’s a string of saliva shoelace connecting the genitalia to your mouth

“Dammmmnnnnnn Gina, you showing some mad shoelace right now”

by HCranch July 03, 2021