shikse

noun. (SHICK suh) Any not Jewish woman, usually a blonde courve that every lovely Jewish mother fears her son will marry.

Mordecai: Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about.
Ma: (To herself: Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...
Mordecai: (To himself: Oh fuck!)
Sue: "Smith" Mrs. Goldfarb.
Ma: Lovely name, what was it before dear?
Ma: (To herself: Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.)
Sue: Before what Mrs. Goldfarb?
Mordecai: (To himself: Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?)
Ma: You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.

by Ned Ludd August 30, 2005

Shamsistan

A rare species of persio-afghan homosapien(homosexual) which thrives on the unreachable dream of attaining sexual pleasure

"Wow is that a shamsistan!" yes its mateen

by shamshoom April 19, 2020

Shids

To try Shrooms during your acid trip

Yo Ivan took some shrooms like fours hours after he took acid. He Just did Shids!!!

by Leo09 November 8, 2009

nong shim noodles

The best tasting noodles in the world of instant noodles. Sticks to the tradition of instant noodles by containing lots of MSG and leaves you thirsty and wanting more. Available in various flavours (can't read the packaging though unless youre korean - the general rule is the redder the packet, the spicier it is)

"Why do koreans have small eyes?"

"They eat too much nong shim noodles!"

"hahah...that's not funny."

"Yeah, I know. Just felt like bagging the someone."

by Ilovekoreannoodles October 8, 2006

Kazi-Shams

Any good and virtuous Muslim who rejects the decadence of western culture, and holds on strong to his traditional values.

Guy 1, "Hey check her out!"
Guy 2, "No, Allah wouldn't like that."
Guy 1, "You're such a Kazi-Shams."
Girl, "I'd sleep with her."
Guy 1 + 2, "..."

by Jano Ciganyo February 8, 2009

Shiestiness

Verb. Mental : Someone performing shiestiness is basically someone being deceiving, manipulative; and more often than not end up usually having negative alternate intentions. (Characteristics include but are not limited to someone who will lie to your face and play games with your emotions and get off on doing things behind your back, will often easily burn bridges than face guilt.

Fuck them and their Shiestiness.

by Truthfuck March 2, 2017

Shamsa

She is loving and sweet. She doesn't like being told what to do and is a free spirit in that sense. She loves being around people that provide her with a comfort and allow her to express herself freely free from any judgement. She is money motivated but loves to spend that money on the people she loves. She loves to stand up for what she believes in even if no one else agrees with her. She's unique in her own free-spirted way. She has a difficulty saying no to people which eventually make people walk all over her but she deserves better. We all love Shamsa.

Shamsa you should go out in 2 years time on the 3rd of January

"I can't I will probably be working, or my manager will call me into work on that specific day"

Its 2 years from now. It's your wedding!!

"it doesn't matter, got to go work sorry"

by clarknealjohnson January 3, 2022