Sharpie Ass

When you wipe your ass over and over but the toilet paper keeps coming up shitty, as if you were wiping the tip of a sharpie.

"Sorry I took so long in the shitter bro, I had sharpie ass."

by Bootyboi98 January 6, 2020

Sharpie Houdini

A thot that gets sharpies stuck in her vagina

Yo sharpie Houdini when is that sharpie going to reappear.

by Johnny fuck face November 25, 2017

shit sharpie

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.

Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.

by THDaddy March 18, 2008

sharpie test

The process by which a female inserts sharpies one by one inside herself to gauge tightness.

I wonder if that chick will pass my sharpie test

by Conicuzn November 28, 2013

Sharpie Rape

Sharpie Rape occurs when someone takes a Sharpie, pen, marker, etc. and makes a mark (large or small) on another's bare skin without consent of the victim.

"Omg on the bus today I got Sharpie raped and screamed. then everyone looked at me funny... =/"

"Dude, WTF IS A SHARPIE RAPE!?!? o.O"

by King_Boo October 1, 2007

Sharpie Brows

A woman who shaves off her eyebrows and draws them on with a extremely heavy handed black eyebrow pencil that looks like a Sharpie marker. Most likely uneven and crooked.

Drawing eyebrows on my Barbie Head Makeup Doll with a black Sharpie makes her look so beautiful, I'm shaving my eyebrows and doing the same with mine! I just wish my hand wasn't so shaky...
With my Sharpie Brows, I'm going to be the Belle of Swap Meet.

by Lyonshartso October 26, 2012

sharpie darkie

putting the core (ink) of a sharpie in your roommates shower head, thus turning him a darker shade.

A sharpie darkie dies someone a darker color than they normaly are. A great way to punk someone who passes out early in there own house.

by washburn September 9, 2008