A person who has a small penis. Grows to a maximum of two inches on rare occasions.
He would rather switch his culture then get married.
His disses and jokes makes you cringe every time.
He gets all the ladies...when hes dreaming at night.
Gets no girls even if he tried.
Can almost hit the rim when he shoots a basketball.
He would rather switch his culture then get married.
His disses and jokes makes you cringe every time.
He gets all the ladies...when hes dreaming at night.
Gets no girls even if he tried.
Can almost hit the rim when he shoots a basketball.
"Shalom Youre so close to hitting the rim just try again"
"But I cant! "
"Are you telling me you dont have enough strength to even hit the rim"
"Please stop talking to me your making me feel bad"
"Okay I am sorry for laughing at you just make sure not to talk to much your waking up the neighbours"
"But I cant! "
"Are you telling me you dont have enough strength to even hit the rim"
"Please stop talking to me your making me feel bad"
"Okay I am sorry for laughing at you just make sure not to talk to much your waking up the neighbours"
by Splash360 raptors October 4, 2018
Get the Shalommug. noun - Shalom
verb - Shalom, Shaloming, Shalomed,
When you can't stop talking to someone or an audience so much that you can never stay on point. Famous people especially RJs and VJs Shalom a lot on stage. Shaloming is a good idea to make friends. You get to know people. But worse when it comes to keeping friends. You can't start yapping shit, remember?
Shaloming is also when you keep adding people you don't even know through extensive stalking.
verb - Shalom, Shaloming, Shalomed,
When you can't stop talking to someone or an audience so much that you can never stay on point. Famous people especially RJs and VJs Shalom a lot on stage. Shaloming is a good idea to make friends. You get to know people. But worse when it comes to keeping friends. You can't start yapping shit, remember?
Shaloming is also when you keep adding people you don't even know through extensive stalking.
"How did the interview go?"
"I fucked it up. I was shaloming all over the place"
"What are you doing"
"Shaloming all the pretty chicks from colleges"
"I fucked it up. I was shaloming all over the place"
"What are you doing"
"Shaloming all the pretty chicks from colleges"
by madras messiah May 24, 2016
Get the Shalomingmug. Fuck Shalom pulling up
by BBC men May 11, 2022
Get the Shalommug. by The coister October 15, 2021
Get the Shalommug. Independently, Yahweh is Hebrew for God — Shalom can be used interchangeably as a greeting or a farewell. Together 'Yahweh-Shalom' means 'The Lord is peace', as it says in Judges 6:24 (New Living Translation).
In the midst of turmoil, devastation or struggle of any kind, we need to always keep close to our hearts that Yahweh-Shalom — The Lord is Peace.
by Inoke Emptyshore January 16, 2022
Get the Yahweh-Shalommug. this is a saying piper rockelle uses at the start of her yt video as a unique greeting for her viewers.
by piperrazzi September 11, 2019
Get the shalommug. 