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Seattle Suitcase

The act of placing ones cock and balls fully inside ones vagina or anus and thrust forcefully until orgasm is reached . CAUTION MUST BE PERFORMED BY EXPRIENCED COCK MASTERS OR APPRENTICES!
THIS BITCHES PUSSY IS TOOOOOOOO LOSE SO I HAD TO GIVE HER THE OL'SEATTLE SUITCASE.
by ACCREW July 9, 2010
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seatjack

to steal ones seat when they leave it for a moment
When Jenny got up to get a drink, she got seatjacked by Harry.
by YeahRealSimple February 10, 2010
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seattle stream

the act of pissing in ones mouth with a full bladder, then letting them slowly have the piss run down the chin,neck and chest, and eventually having it pool up into the belly button.
i love it when my wife lets me give her a seattle stream
by fecalcollector May 5, 2011
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seatmate

A word kulp uses to describe two people who are sharing the same seat.
At the Who concert, district and I were seatmates.
by cout August 28, 2014
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seattle sweeper

When you shave off all your pubes on to the bathroom floor, then you grab a broom and smack your bitch with it and make her clean it up
i accidentally gave my girl a black eye after that Seattle sweeper last night
by FatDixINC December 9, 2015
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Seattle wedding

Attempting to carry on having sex in the shower after the hot water has run out.
Man, I need a bigger water heater. I can't live through one more Seattle wedding.
by Captain Swarthy September 16, 2017
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Seattle Sounders FC

An American MLS soccer team in Seattle, Washington. The original USL team was founded in 1974, and they joined the MLS in 2009 as an expansion team. They average 40,000+ fans per game which is one of the highest attendance records in MLS. They have yet to miss the playoffs and set the record for the most consecutive MLS wins in history. As of 2019, they have won two MLS Cups (2016 & 2019), four Lamar Hunts US Open Cups, one Supporter's Shield, and three Western Conference Championships. They are also currently tied for the most Cascadia Cups with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Their two biggest rivals are Vancouver and the Portland Timbers who are far less accomplished than the Sounders.
Friend: Who is your favorite soccer team?
Me: Seattle Sounders FC
by Knowledgeable Soccer Gal December 11, 2019
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