scientific coordinator

The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.

The scientific coordinator avoids scientific topics to disguise their own incompetence.

by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020

Thunder Scientific Cooperation

A thinly veiled fetish game under the handle of being a regular SCPF style game. It's based off the not-so-veiled fetish game on Steam, Changed. It is developed by the Roblox group with the same name. As with every other SCPF-style game, it contains departments of which you can join in their Discord (seventh layer of hell). Each department consists of it's own ranks, from Cadet to Captain, for example. It is recommended to not interact with said HR's as most developers, SHRs (Super High Ranks) and executives are and were gay pedophiles. Ruben Sim, which is arguably as bad as the people that play TSC, initiated a miniature raid on the game, resulting in almost nothing.

Thunder Scientific Cooperation needs to be taken down. Take it from me, a former Security Department HR.
I've seen people become entirely different just because of this damned game made by a 17-year-old groomer.

by unused username February 7, 2024

scientific pog

When the chemicals align and the data shows true; the strongest correlated, evidence-based, critically-analyzed, and peer-reviewed exuberance is displayed with a gracious and vibrant smile or visible shock

John: "During her thesis, she covered her bases really well."
Kate: "That's fantastic!"
John: "She's cracked, scientifically speaking."
Kate: "The most scientific POG I can offer."

by Taterbaiter April 28, 2022

scientific gender

A scientific gender is a person's actual gender, not the gender they identify as. This gender is based on physical features of the reproductive system.

person 1: hey!
person 2: oh hey man whats up!
person 1: E X C U S E M E
person 2: what
person 1: i identify as female!
person 2: oh sorry i was referring to your scientific gender

by poopybuttp January 13, 2020

scientific marshmallowy-ness

Defined as when you indulge in science with someone you care about, with the feeling of love bubbling up due to realizing how smart you both are in that moment

Amartya said there was scientific marshmallowy-ness to Sneh due to the search for the definition of obesity through the WHO as a credible source and the conversation it led to.

by shush0909 December 8, 2023

scientific paragraph

Noun: A long a fucking paragraph that fucking 10 sentences long.

Bio teacher: you need to write 5 scientific paragraphs.
Student: Ok
Bio teacher, they are 10 sentences long EACH.
Student: FUCK

by wild pussy cat February 3, 2022

Thunder Scientific Cooperation

A thinly veiled fetish game designed and developed by the Roblox group with the same name. It has a SCPF gameplay style. People often take the game way too seriously considering it was clearly designed after Changed. The trend of this game that should not belong on Roblox is an entirely different discussion. As with every other SCPF game, it has roles you can apply for in their Discord (seventh layer of hell) which consist of ranks, that are progressed via doing certain tasks in game and posting them in their respective channels. Apparently, the managers of the game aren’t gay pedophiles anymore. That doesn’t excuse what it’s based off of though. This game commonly leads to getting TSC Syndrome, due to it’s addicting, combat based gameplay.

As a former Security Department HR, I would heavily recommend NOT playing Thunder Scientific Cooperation. You’ll leave a different man.

by unused username February 6, 2024