A fan of Boys' Love manga (fujoshi) who engages in homoerotic shipping and creating fan content of fictional ships while simultaneously denouncing the "fujoshi" label due to internalized misogynistic/homophobic beliefs or a general misconception of the term.
Lucy has the case of schrödinger's fujoshi as insists she's not a fujoshi like those other girls who like her favorite gay pairing.
by AristotlexSocrates February 10, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Fujoshimug. n.
Knowledge of all possible pasts, presents, and futures in a quantum universe, limited by the impossibility of knowing which possible future will be observed.
Knowledge of all possible pasts, presents, and futures in a quantum universe, limited by the impossibility of knowing which possible future will be observed.
As a being with Schrödinger's Omniscience, God knows your future, because he knows all possible futures, but you are free to choose which future you will know.
by Hideous Monster November 29, 2007
Get the Schrödinger's Omnisciencemug. A meme that is edgy, poignant, and filled with the truth. That is, until it is challenged. Then it becomes just a silly meme and you're clearly a horrible person for not getting the joke.
Person A - posts edgy meme
Random people - Yeah! This is true!
Person A - So much truth!
Person B - This is not true, and here are facts to prove it is untrue.
Person A - Hey! It's just a meme. Why can't you understand that it's just a joke?
Me - Aahhhh... this is Schrödinger's Meme.
Random people - Yeah! This is true!
Person A - So much truth!
Person B - This is not true, and here are facts to prove it is untrue.
Person A - Hey! It's just a meme. Why can't you understand that it's just a joke?
Me - Aahhhh... this is Schrödinger's Meme.
by EverGreen November 2, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Mememug. When someone posts a very unpopular opinion on the internet and you don’t know wether it’s bait or a genuine opinion until said person says so.
Dude 1: This guy said this awful TV Show is the best show ever!
Dude 2: it’s probably bait though, isn’t it?
Dude 1: this is some serious Schrödinger’s Bait going on here.
Dude 2: it’s probably bait though, isn’t it?
Dude 1: this is some serious Schrödinger’s Bait going on here.
by TBTheTB March 13, 2022
Get the Schrödinger’s Baitmug. "You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)
by la dude July 21, 2018
Get the Schrödinger's Friendmug. A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."
Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's SIMPmug. When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.
*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.
by hobnobz May 27, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s chatmug.