A thoughtless political experiment in which contradictory and counterproductive governance creates a society so fragmented and chaotic that its leaders are only mocked rather than overthrown.
by Professor Arsegarp July 23, 2021
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Knowledge of all possible pasts, presents, and futures in a quantum universe, limited by the impossibility of knowing which possible future will be observed.
Knowledge of all possible pasts, presents, and futures in a quantum universe, limited by the impossibility of knowing which possible future will be observed.
As a being with Schrödinger's Omniscience, God knows your future, because he knows all possible futures, but you are free to choose which future you will know.
by Hideous Monster November 29, 2007
Get the Schrödinger's Omniscience mug.A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."
Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's SIMP mug."You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)
by la dude July 21, 2018
Get the Schrödinger's Friend mug.Schrödinger's Dick (or Schrödinger's Vagina) is a variation on the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment and refers to the superposition of the genitals of an individual (in pornographic material). If one is aroused by said individual but has not yet seen whether they possess a penis or a vagina, and depending on the sexual orientation of the aroused party, there is a 50% chance that they are unknowingly attracted to the same sex. Until they find out, the individual who they are aroused by has a penis and a vagina simultaneously.
Subject 1: "See that chick over there? She looks hot."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."
by The Pizza Parker May 17, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Dick mug.When you are on a session with mates and spot a Redbull "display case", you ponder to yourself if the Redbull cans within are fake or filled to the brim. You've then Schröedinger's redbull'd yourself.
Customer: "Can I have a double Vodka tropical Redbull?" I can see there's tropical Redbull over there".
Bar staff: "Sorry, but that's a display case; it cannot be opened".
Customer: "So are they real cans or are they fake?"
Bar staff: *Has been Schrödinger's Redbull'd and contemplating the thought*
Bar staff: "Sorry, but that's a display case; it cannot be opened".
Customer: "So are they real cans or are they fake?"
Bar staff: *Has been Schrödinger's Redbull'd and contemplating the thought*
by ChickyDippa August 5, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Redbull mug.Derived from Schrödinger's Douchebag, Schrödinger's Debater is someone who, in an argument, determine if they are trolling or serious depending on if they are winning or losing.
If winning, They will claim their argument is pure fact, and that the opponent lost to them. If losing, however, they will claim that they were simply trolling the whole time and that their opponent was stupid, and fell right into their ploy. This is usually a deflective method used by insecure assholes who wish to feel superior, even when they lose.
If winning, They will claim their argument is pure fact, and that the opponent lost to them. If losing, however, they will claim that they were simply trolling the whole time and that their opponent was stupid, and fell right into their ploy. This is usually a deflective method used by insecure assholes who wish to feel superior, even when they lose.
"I was arguing with this asshole for hours online, and when I started winning, he suddenly claimed that he had actually been trolling me the whole time. What a Schrödinger's Debater."
by HeiEnvader12139 November 11, 2020
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