A fan of Boys' Love manga (fujoshi) who engages in homoerotic shipping and creating fan content of fictional ships while simultaneously denouncing the "fujoshi" label due to internalized misogynistic/homophobic beliefs or a general misconception of the term.
Lucy has the case of schrödinger's fujoshi as insists she's not a fujoshi like those other girls who like her favorite gay pairing.
by AristotlexSocrates February 11, 2021
n.
Knowledge of all possible pasts, presents, and futures in a quantum universe, limited by the impossibility of knowing which possible future will be observed.
Knowledge of all possible pasts, presents, and futures in a quantum universe, limited by the impossibility of knowing which possible future will be observed.
As a being with Schrödinger's Omniscience, God knows your future, because he knows all possible futures, but you are free to choose which future you will know.
by Hideous Monster November 07, 2007
Schrödinger's Dick (or Schrödinger's Vagina) is a variation on the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment and refers to the superposition of the genitals of an individual (in pornographic material). If one is aroused by said individual but has not yet seen whether they possess a penis or a vagina, and depending on the sexual orientation of the aroused party, there is a 50% chance that they are unknowingly attracted to the same sex. Until they find out, the individual who they are aroused by has a penis and a vagina simultaneously.
Subject 1: "See that chick over there? She looks hot."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."
by The Pizza Parker May 17, 2022
A meme that is edgy, poignant, and filled with the truth. That is, until it is challenged. Then it becomes just a silly meme and you're clearly a horrible person for not getting the joke.
Person A - posts edgy meme
Random people - Yeah! This is true!
Person A - So much truth!
Person B - This is not true, and here are facts to prove it is untrue.
Person A - Hey! It's just a meme. Why can't you understand that it's just a joke?
Me - Aahhhh... this is Schrödinger's Meme.
Random people - Yeah! This is true!
Person A - So much truth!
Person B - This is not true, and here are facts to prove it is untrue.
Person A - Hey! It's just a meme. Why can't you understand that it's just a joke?
Me - Aahhhh... this is Schrödinger's Meme.
by EverGreen November 02, 2021
When you are on a session with mates and spot a Redbull "display case", you ponder to yourself if the Redbull cans within are fake or filled to the brim. You've then Schröedinger's redbull'd yourself.
Customer: "Can I have a double Vodka tropical Redbull?" I can see there's tropical Redbull over there".
Bar staff: "Sorry, but that's a display case; it cannot be opened".
Customer: "So are they real cans or are they fake?"
Bar staff: *Has been Schrödinger's Redbull'd and contemplating the thought*
Bar staff: "Sorry, but that's a display case; it cannot be opened".
Customer: "So are they real cans or are they fake?"
Bar staff: *Has been Schrödinger's Redbull'd and contemplating the thought*
by ChickyDippa August 05, 2023
A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."
Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
by YouGoodBro? November 18, 2020
The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.
Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
by fearlessmonkey8 February 09, 2023