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Scotchy Mother

A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.
Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?

Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.
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Scotch Fugly

The highest level of ugliness. A truly unbelievable degree of repulsiveness usually only achieved by little fat security guards.
Ugliness levels:

1 ugly

2 pug ugly

3 fugly

4 pug fugly

5 super pug fugly

6 scotch fugly
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Scotchuesday

is a weekly drinking holiday with the sole purpose of drinking Scotch on Tuesdays.

Acceptable liquor variations are - Whiskey or Bourbon.
Jordan looked forward to Scotchuesday, where should could sip her scotch in the company of good friends and a fine cigar.
by North Park Crew December 8, 2010
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Sketcharella

(1) Term for a friend who often steals from others, hides things or is generally a shady individual and should not be trusted.

(2) Term for an individual strung out on excess use of narcotics. Their actions when put in front of the general public appear to be off, or sketchy.
"I let you guys borrow my sister's jewelry and now all of it is missing. Did you take any without putting it back?"
"No, but Sketcharella just left and she could barely carry her purse."

"Everything is changing colors. The walls are flashing. I'm Sketcharella.
by jennyandjake11 January 3, 2011
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Sketchican

What a sketchican.
by Purpulepills January 22, 2011
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scotcholm syndrome

Feelings of affection and appreciation felt toward Scotch whiskey (though applicable to all whiskeys) resulting from a long period of drinking it and hating it.
While I used to think that Laphroaig tasted like I was drinking an industrial fire, I now love it and appreciate its notes due to Scotcholm Syndrome.

Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.
by raabidfun September 26, 2018
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sketch br

Sketch BR: The one; usually boys, bathroom in your school that everyone goes to to use various vape products, weed, and adderrall.
guy 1: “dude lemme rip your juul, meet me in sketch BR.”

guy 2: “okay.”
by Hall monitor Tim March 7, 2019
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