Saxophone

One of the worst instruments ever created, only people who think careless whisper is a slow dance song like this instrument. People who like this instrument have a 100% chance of dying alone.

Person 1: did you here that Jerry plays saxophone?
Person 2: yeah I knew he was stupid.

by Bubble-boy-33 February 15, 2019

Black Saxophone

The black Saxophone could also be described as a bass clarinet. This instrument is sad. Like Batman eating a salad.

The Black Saxophone is used by many Ross everywhere.

by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017

Saxophoning

Making Love with an Instrument, specifically one with in Brass division.

"I heard Hayden saxophoning"

"What the fuck"

by SirBlameson December 4, 2021

purple saxophone

When person is given a blowjob whilst being grabbed and felt up in a manner that results in bruising.

Man, things got so intense last night it turned into a purple saxophone jam session.
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm

by SentualSaxDuringSex March 13, 2016

saxophone

the thing instrument thing, like a trumpet but not, very epic though

"the saxophone guy is cool"
"ne ne nene nuh na neh"

by uztratzac March 28, 2022

saxophone

BEST INSTRUMENT EVER

Saxophone is the BEST INSTRUMENT EVER

by lijordon November 18, 2016

saxophone

A shiny woodwind instrument that disguised itself as a brass instrument, who is the protagonist of a band and the redundant of an orchestra.

The alto saxophone player is found dead after the concert ends. The triangle player is made the suspect for sneaking off the stage after the fourteenth bar.

by Gouache September 24, 2019