saxophone

the thing instrument thing, like a trumpet but not, very epic though

"the saxophone guy is cool"
"ne ne nene nuh na neh"

by uztratzac March 28, 2022

purple saxophone

When person is given a blowjob whilst being grabbed and felt up in a manner that results in bruising.

Man, things got so intense last night it turned into a purple saxophone jam session.
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm

by SentualSaxDuringSex March 13, 2016

saxophone

A shiny woodwind instrument that disguised itself as a brass instrument, who is the protagonist of a band and the redundant of an orchestra.

The alto saxophone player is found dead after the concert ends. The triangle player is made the suspect for sneaking off the stage after the fourteenth bar.

by Gouache September 24, 2019

saxophone

BEST INSTRUMENT EVER

Saxophone is the BEST INSTRUMENT EVER

by lijordon November 18, 2016

saxophone

Saxophone is an instrument for Real Men. Trumpet people complain they have to move their mouth so much. They have 3 fucking buttons. To play baritone and tuba you need: big lungs, press 3 buttons. Saxophone you need breath control, you have a clusterfuck of buttons to press.

The men who play saxophone are Real Men. The women who play saxophone are also Real Men. You can spot a saxophone player from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they use when saying the phrase, trumpet "player." They'll probably use air quotes and all.

"how long have you been practicing the saxophone for?"

"yes"

by zz no face March 15, 2025

falto-saxophone

Another term for fault

It's all "X's" falto-saxophone that this happened!!!!!!!

by ZMTKIM December 4, 2021

waxin the saxophone

another term for jerkin off

josh: hey bro what did you do last night”
solomon: i was just waxin the saxophone!”
josh: wonderful!

by staysingle4life January 25, 2022