Swine Flu

A pig of a bug.

Listen, you swine flu you. I don't like the cut of your jig.

by Captain Crow April 30, 2009

Swine Flu

1-a pathetic excuse to create fear and a waste of tax dollars, formed by the FDA.

2- the term to describe what happened on Obama's election

My great grandfather once said "the day that a black man becomes president, pigs would fly". well, Obama; swine flu.

The swine flu has infected hundreds throughout the world with a nonlethal disease.

by america was good... June 12, 2009

Swine Flu

When a guy hooks up with a fat girl, he's caught the swine flu.

A: I hooked up with that girl last night...

B: Dude, she's like, 200 pounds. You caught the swine flu.

by meh321 December 7, 2009

swine flu

The kind of flu you get from hamjobs.

I heard that Melissa Joan Hart got the swine flu from giving out so many hamjobs.

by Justin Hamjob May 13, 2009

Swine Flu

A flu made up by really rich people so they don't have to go to work.

John: (at work) Shit man! I think I've caught the Swine Flu.

Boss: John- you need to go home immediately.

by apersonwhoisveryfunny October 15, 2009

Swine flu

A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.

playing off of the reference to police as pigs

Dont go over to Teds place, he has a bad case of "swine flu" at his door step.

by Estall December 31, 2009

Swine Flu

Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.

Guy 1: Dude, I have not yet opened my chem book.

Guy 2: Just swine flu that shit.

by Srt123456 February 10, 2010