by Captain Crow April 30, 2009
1-a pathetic excuse to create fear and a waste of tax dollars, formed by the FDA.
2- the term to describe what happened on Obama's election
2- the term to describe what happened on Obama's election
My great grandfather once said "the day that a black man becomes president, pigs would fly". well, Obama; swine flu.
The swine flu has infected hundreds throughout the world with a nonlethal disease.
The swine flu has infected hundreds throughout the world with a nonlethal disease.
by america was good... June 13, 2009
A: I hooked up with that girl last night...
B: Dude, she's like, 200 pounds. You caught the swine flu.
B: Dude, she's like, 200 pounds. You caught the swine flu.
by meh321 December 07, 2009
by Justin Hamjob May 14, 2009
Guy1: "I want myself a little latina mamacita!!:
Guy2: "Man, you have a seious case of Swine Flu Fever!"
Guy2: "Man, you have a seious case of Swine Flu Fever!"
by HeadHandsomeBossMan August 15, 2009
An erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. Also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. Treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. There is no vaccination for Swine Flu Boner and symptoms can often re-occur.
by iKaite July 15, 2009
A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"
Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.
by ActiasLuna May 02, 2009