your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Take the Browns to the SuperBowl

To take a shit, where the shit is Browns and the toliet is the SuperBowl.

Also funny because for many years the Browns have played like shit.

See also Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl

Be right back guys, I gotta take the Browns to the SuperBowl.

by TheLievense May 23, 2006

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

An alternative to taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

I was taking the browns to the Superbowl when two got out before reaching the stadium.

by Ivan_Wakinov April 22, 2018

take the browns to the superbowl

have a bowel movement.

I'll be right back... gotta take the browns to the superbowl.

by walberto ralon March 30, 2007

Drop the Browns off at the Superbowl

a football fan's way of saying "i have to take a dump."

Guy 1: "Where are you going? It's fourth down and inches!"
Guy 2: "Sorry, but i really need to go drop the browns off at the superbowl."

by CodyNorris January 27, 2009

Coach the Browns to the Superbowl

Phrase/ code word use to tell someone you need to take a shit.

Hey, Be right back i gotta coach the Browns to the Superbowl

by zDavidz May 12, 2008

Post Superbowl Shits

The shits you get the morning after the superbowl when you've eaten too many hotwings and drank way too much beer.

Matt-My asshole feels like its on fire
Brian-Thats the post superbowl shits.

by Brazz January 11, 2009