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Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.
Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!
by Tyler O'Conner What? October 5, 2003
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stick it in the toaster

an act of simulating sexual intercourse with a toaster or any electrical item that could be hazardous to ones health or junk
Ex 1. guy 1: man i tried to stick it in the toaster burnt mah dick

guy 2: your a dipshit

Ex 2. husband: honey dont get mad but i tried stickin it the toaster

wife:and you wonder why we sleep in seperate beds, i want a divorce
by mike stillone January 4, 2011
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Went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic

When one goes to collect commodities from a local deader, but is forced to stay longer than expected due to police presence outside. For example, I went to pick up weed, the police parked outside, now I stuck watching Spongebob with my dealer's kids.
Gents, I went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic. I won't be able to attend the meeting today
by Grammando October 6, 2021
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!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet
Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
by laser_fox March 10, 2021
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Tooth Stick

A "Tooth Stick" is when you are using a flimsy toothpick on your teeth and it suddenly breaks off and leaves part of the toothpick between your teeth.
While in the restaurant Bill used a toothpick on his teeth after dinner only to get it stuck between his teeth. The toothpick broke when he tried unsuccessfully to get it unstuck. His friend across the table laughed and said, "Nice Tooth Stick!"
by Julesheart January 23, 2024
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Toit Stick

Useless, unnecessary, stupid, skinny thing
by BaddieBop1162 November 10, 2025
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sticky toffee

Is a piece of shit so dense it literally feels like dropping rocks in the toilet. It leaves thick residue on ones anus which forces your butt cheeks shut
That taco just gave me the sticky toffee
by Double triple May 15, 2016
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