STFU Chips

STFU Chips (Shut-The-Fuck-Up) Chips, Noun
Definition: STFU Chips are a legendary chip brand, that is given to someone who talks way to much at the most inapproiate times. You give them a bag of STFU Chips, so they "Shut the fuck up" by eating them.

"So like I was saying, I had this really great time a-" Bill said, but was interrupted by Murray

"Heres some STFU Chips, now leave me alone." He said, as Murray gave him a bag of STFU Chips

by Taslan September 1, 2005

stfu

Shut the fuck up. It's simple. When you are annoyed with someone who won't stop ranting on instant messaging, you type "stfu!!" But be sure to limit yourslef to two exclamation points, though, because three will look too angry. You could also type two exclamation points and then a "1". Like this: stfu!!1. This way, the third exclamation point is there, but only in spirit. This puts a little extra anger, but not so enough to make the other person angry at you. :)

~On instant messaging~

like_totally_cheergrl07: like omg omg omg we like totally had so much crap to do today in like science because the teacher is like so bitchy and she doesn't get that I have a life! I mean COME. ON. Wtf???!!!
xXxmy_heart_bleeds_blackxXx: stfu!!1

by Cexy October 29, 2007

stfu.and.die

stfu and die. Typically used by elite hackers on the irc network.

You were posting random shit to a channel, and were told to stfu.and.die.

by honey.nut.cheerio August 2, 2005

STFU

1.Acronym for SHUT THE F*** UP
2.For same thing for u

1.Joe:Hahaha you suck!
Jack:STFU
Joe:No u

2.Remma:Your lookin' hot
Jake:stfu too

by spike09 November 14, 2009

pics or stfu

official answer to most threads on tranceaddict.com

by Fred November 7, 2003

shut the stfu

This is used when you need a stronger word to ask someone to shut up.

In fact, the acronym has been changed by the years of usage and is now, a word by itself.

***The word "STFU" is said "STUFU".

So, "Stfu", spelled "Stufu" is said instead of "Shut Up".

But some exceptions occurs when it is employed as a single word instead of a sentence.

For example ; if you say "Stfu" only, it is a sentence meaning "Shut up", but if you say "Shut the stfu", "Stfu" becomes just a word, combined with "shut the", meaning anything stronger than "(shut the) fuck up" or "(shut) up", giving a stronger impact on the sentence.

"Stfu" as a sentence ;

-Annoying dude annoys
-Annoyed dude says : Stfu
-Annoying dude says ; F U

"stfu" as a word in a sentence ;

-Annoying dude annoys
-Annoyed dude says ; Shut the stfu
-Annoying dude says nothing.
-Random dude says ; OMG you really made him Stfu dude!

Stronger impact and better result. Try it for yourself.

by Dodsferd November 21, 2009

stfu

"Stop Trolling For Unicorns": a phrase coined by youtuber wickedshrapnel from his "This gun f-ing sucks" videos. This was originally made as a response to when he would make a tgfs video on a gun that someone thinks the opposite way about the gun and would decide to post an annoying comment on how the gun does NOT suck.

youtuber1:" OMFG THE HK21 DOES NOT SUCK IT IS BEASTLY YOU'RE JUST A FAGGOT WHO CAN'T USE THE GUN!!!!"

youtuber2: "will you stfu, you must have no life."

by sirkd0202 October 1, 2011