Spanners I've said it once and I'll say it again.

1, Verb: The correct response for whenever Spanners says anything/everything acoustic. Most of the time there is no point reminding him of the response.

Spanners: *impersonates Sloth from The Goonies*
Owen: "Spanners I've said it once and I'll say it again."

by melascula simp December 20, 2023

Spanner in the Planner

Imagine you have a large, intricate plan. One little issue causes the entire thing to come crashing down. You got a Spanner in the Planner.

Person 1: Dude, all my friends were gonna come over for this massive party, but one of them accidentally brought the wrong shit.
Person 2: That just threw a Spanner in the Planner, eh?

by JamesnLollify September 27, 2024

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)

an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022

Dirty spanner

Finger blasting your girlfriends dog with her nans tooth brush

Mate should of seen tye look of disgust she gave me after the dirty spanner

by Spanner durammrer August 4, 2022

chinese spanner

A mechanics nickname for a hammer

Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck

by Aussie_mechanic June 12, 2018

Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.

Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Spanner

an absolute unit hes so sexy and fit and he has a big willy also all the ladies love him incuding kayleigh franklin, he is noodle head and cum jizz kayleigh is grafting with someone she wants to shlob on his knob like corn on the cob kayleigh needs to SHUTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPP nigger

jizz cum fart spanner

by Wezelgumage January 24, 2022