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Soggy Sombrero

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A pick-me-up coffee made of a shot of espresso with a ratio favoring steamed milk to foam. It’s a wet cappuccino. It’s another name for a wet cappuccino that confuses a barista. It errors a barista out.
Barista: “Hi, what coffee would you like?”

You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”

You: “A wet cappuccino.”
by MyPseudonymitz March 15, 2021
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When your having sex with a girl on CINCO DE MAYO, and she asks you to cum In her hat...and you do...But you through it in the corner and frget about it....few days later the ( Sour SOMBRERO) ...!!!
Man she told me to give her a SOUR SOMBRERO...but she didn't have a hat....I did it anyway...also known as the crown o cream....
by Sick Em D August 24, 2022
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Golden Sombrero

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Like a Golden Shower, the Golden Sombrero, is when a person pees on another willing participant, around just the top of their head. Instead of, “showering” their entire body.
My boyfriend gave me a golden sombrero last night, and I can’t get the smell of pee in my hair.
by Craka_Jack_36 October 19, 2022
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Red Sombrero

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A Red Sombrero is when a someone has sunflower seeds in their mouth and proceeds to give another person a blowjob; cutting their dick.
Alejandro gave Patrick a Red Sombrero that causing him to scream in pain.
by Ooof321 May 31, 2018
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sombrerho

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a mexican ho! doesn't necessarily have to be wearing a sombrero
Wanker 1: Yo b, lookey there at that selena.
Wanker 2: Cut, t'aint no selena. That there is a sombrerho.
Wanker 1: Come again.
Wanker 2: She suck yo dick for a bag of chips.
Wanker 1: Day-um wat a ho.
Wanker 2: Yessuh.
by Up the ass is not OK May 2, 2006
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Sombrero Drunk

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When you are so drunk that you'll buy that $5.00 Mexican Sombrero at the bar, wear it all night while the whole time, thinking that you look so hot.
Brian got Sombrero Drunk the other night, and made a total fool of himself at 5 different bars.
by Carlos and Scott June 19, 2007
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alcoa sombrero

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AKA "tinfoil hat," connotes that someone is a conspiracy theorist.
I don't mean to put on the Alcoa Sombrero, but these falling gas prices may be an election year stunt.
by DocJ October 7, 2006
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