Snark

A sudden snoring sound that is unexpected and loud. A snoring bark, a snark.

I don't mind quiet snoring, like a background soft droning sound, but a snark can wake me up with a start.

by Tasmanian Tiger May 28, 2018

Snark

When Alyshea looks at you from a side angle, depicting a disturbingly accurate resemblance to a shark

Alyshea is facing away from you
Holy shit you snarking b

by Thaitanic June 4, 2018

Snark

Noun: A snappy remark, not a yell
Verb: *to snark* to apply these snappy remarks
*snarked, snarking*

*student mumbles in class to other student*
Teacher: "this isn't recess."
Students:*later* "we were snark ed at in class today."

by Josi Johnson October 25, 2017

Snark

When you cover someone else's nose with your mouth and cover their mouth with your hand and blow into their nose.

Usually performed on people that are intoxicated, lightly or otherwise however, mostly on people that don't know its coming.

I am going to snark you if you don't shut up right now!

by No_Bacon May 15, 2019

Snark Page

Reddit snark pages, or "snark subs," are subreddits dedicated to critical, often humorous, and sometimes mean-spirited discussions about individuals.

A:Have you see the Kim K snark page?

B:Yeah it would suck being her

by Slaytastic March 8, 2024

Snark

Snark(noun) an individual outside of your home or dwelling doing shenanigans. typically when the snark goes out to do snarkish(adj)behaviors it is not done to random or complete stranger. Snarks do not seek personal gain by taking items not belonging to them ever. Until the snark is in the snare trap, your assuming it's there. To think snarkishly is to defy another's reasoning as "to the lengths one may go" if gas wasn't so expensive.

When ever you feel like someone is out there , watching or waiting for you, it may be snark. Snarks can often become obsessed with doing snarking. Hiding the schemes from any one they know. The dsm-5 regaurds snarks as curious of others, but my therapist hasn't any time to go out on a snark hunt.

by Surewood October 15, 2022

Snark

Another word for bitch.

Tom: you’re a snark
Bitch: what’s a snark
Tom: look in the fuckin mirror

by Jawks man January 31, 2018