Burnt shoelace

Take a shot of Absythne, or other highly flammable alcohol, light it on fire and then give a firey blow job.

"Did you see that Jane gave Alex a burnt shoelace?"
"Yeah, he probably should've shaved first!"

by Vlow97 March 18, 2024

Tie his shoelaces

To go under the teachers desk and suck his dick.

-Yo Sara imagine Leonardo DiCaprio is teacher, what would you do?
-Umm.. tie his shoelaces

by Dr. Pussycat October 20, 2018

canadian shoelace

when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.

guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?

by true north thug April 17, 2024

Shoelaces

Somehow every tumblr user stole a pair from the president…

The president keeps losing his shoelaces

by Shoelace Stealer January 14, 2024