jort shants

Short for jean-short short-pants, i.e. oversized jean shorts.

Damn , homies jort shants game is on point.

by Dave-Z March 16, 2016

shants

short pants, a.k.a. shorts

It was hot out so Denette wore her shants to work.

by grubedoo December 20, 2007

Shants

some short pants alomost like high water jeans.

Look at him he is wearing shants.

by Arifad August 20, 2007

Shants

shorts that are long enough to be pants

What's the matter you couldn't decide between pants or shorts so you picked Shants

by litle me August 15, 2007

Shants

One leg of the pants are short like shorts, and the other leg is normal. Shants

I have Shants, im Awesome

by The Misfits September 17, 2007

Pat Your Shants

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants

What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"

by Fraser Morrison October 03, 2008

Da Frondle Shant

A Flabby cock that hangs out loosely a little above your asshole... Often described as a DickTail. However, it is usually Negro in color, rough in texture, and a few inches longer than your penis. Unfortunately, The Da Frondle Shant has a respiratory system and needs oxygen at all times... so cut a hole in all your shorts. If not given air, the Da Frondle Shant will continually ejaculate for sometimes up to 3 days. To aquire a Da Frondle Shant, one usually has to somehow eat Racoon shit. The Da Frondle Shant will form overnight.

Shit Henry, Today I woke up with a Da Frondle Shant...everyone on the baseball team is going to laugh at me.

by Javon Dafrondleshants May 11, 2008