Royal Robbins

1. Authentic, quality, stylish outdoor and travel apparel brand. Known for legitimacy, strong environmental ethic, comfort, and wearability. Often worn by male and female mountainsexuals. When you see someone in Royal Robbins, you know they're legitimate outdoors people and adventure travelers who like to look good, be comfortable, and not stink. Wearers are often said to be "Loyal Royal." Definitely not for poseurs. Usually found in outdoor specialty shops like The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.

2. Legendary Yosemite hardman climber and adventurer, founder and namesake of the company that bears his name.

Steve - "Who was the climber who did a lot first ascents in Yosemite, then started a clothing company - the first guy to do that?"

Keith - "That was Royal Robbins. Great climber. His company pre-dates most of the others like Patagonia, Mountain Hardwear, Kuhl, even Marmot. Yeah, Royal is a legend."

by da Chetster March 6, 2009

Rayka

Somebody who is random, insane, pretty, and totally lovable. P: Don't be surprised if they suddenly burst out in hysterical laughter- you'll eventually get used to it.

'HAHAHHALOLOLOLROFLLMFAOHAHEHELMAO!' - Rayka

by annagoesmoo February 4, 2009

Royal Rainbow

Related to "lasers" and "shoop da whoops", a "Royal Rainbow" is what happens when a taco is forced into the mouth of the person charging their laser. The caster instead releases a Royal rainbow, and possibly the swallowing of one's laser, and can end in the shooper asploding.

*Jered fails HARD*

Phil: I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!

*Jered shoves taco in Phil's mouth*

*Phil releases Royal Rainbow*

Phil: OPS I SWALLOWED MAH LAZOR!

by Corey_Faure April 30, 2010

stay frosty royal milk tea

a fall out boy song on the MANIA album, nobody really knows what it means, but pete wentz said it was provocative. the lyrics are explicit, but the song is a bop.

brendon urie probably thought of the track title, as it contains "milk"

maya: so what's your favourite song on MANIA?
nick: stay frosty royal milk tea is a bop!

maya: patrick cusses so much though

by taertot January 22, 2018

royal pooch clusterfuck

To make a series of mistakes, so heinously incorrect and far reaching in effect such that the result defies description. The phrase is a combination of other phrases meaning mistake, 'screw the pooch', 'royal fuckup' as well as a group sex form of fuck, 'clusterfuck'. The phase can also be used as a verb, 'clusterfucking the royal pooch.'

Not supporting the public transportation vehicle information system standard on busses was a royal pooch clusterfuck for the public transportation authority.

by wkc December 1, 2006

royal split

The vagina, vagene, puss, pussy, Pandora’s wet box, twat aka the royal split

The vagina, vagene, puss, pussy, Pandora’s wet box, twat aka the royal split

You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the royal fuckin split

by Meat beef October 19, 2020

Royal Cancun

After snorkeling, while the snorkel is still in her mouth, You dig a hole in the sand and bury her head with the other end of the snorkel sticking out of the sand, lift her ass high in the air and do her dogie style, When your about to cum pull out and shoot your load in the snorkel. The cum will block her air supply causing her to inhale deeply forcing the cum to shoot down her throat.

I took my girl out snorkeling all day and I wanted to do something special for her, so I treated her to a Royal Cancun.

by Nicholus April 19, 2007