roadman shaq: "da ting goes skrraaa pap pap kak kak kak skib bi skip pap pap and a pup pup krrrut boom skiaat dut dut kut kut dun dun pum pum"
by My big brother September 18, 2017
Get the roadman shaqmug. A wanna be roadman is typically a 12-16 year old who tries to act hard.
They try to use slang but it just sounds a little bit wet when they use it.
Often pick fights with people bigger than them and often pussy out when they actually get squared up.
Chats A LOT OF SHIT.
Often one of a "wanna be roadman" nature has a very high pitched voice.
They try to use slang but it just sounds a little bit wet when they use it.
Often pick fights with people bigger than them and often pussy out when they actually get squared up.
Chats A LOT OF SHIT.
Often one of a "wanna be roadman" nature has a very high pitched voice.
"Ayyyyy Halim is the wettest fuckin' don around, mum's next time i see him im gonna bang that little bitch right in his ugly fuckin face man *kisses teeth*" -*gets beaten up a couple days later by Halim.
"Shut up! Man has bare Ps' u kno. Oh mY DaYs U aRe ThE wEtTeST GUy I kNo MAn UUUUGGGHHHH!"
-Wanna be roadman from yr 7
"Shut up! Man has bare Ps' u kno. Oh mY DaYs U aRe ThE wEtTeST GUy I kNo MAn UUUUGGGHHHH!"
-Wanna be roadman from yr 7
by XxAyubxX October 28, 2019
Get the wanna be roadmanmug. Typical roadman clothes he's always wearing outta town.
Hoodie and matching colour trackie bottoms or joggers, with his hood and smoking a cigarette.
Hoodie and matching colour trackie bottoms or joggers, with his hood and smoking a cigarette.
by JustAHastyGuy June 25, 2016
Get the Roadman Uniformmug. A boy
usually aged 9-16
Lonsdale tracksuits are life
Says peng, piff , sound and safe too much
Vapes because too poor for weed
Tries to act tough but they’re like 5 so no one cares
usually aged 9-16
Lonsdale tracksuits are life
Says peng, piff , sound and safe too much
Vapes because too poor for weed
Tries to act tough but they’re like 5 so no one cares
person no.1: oh look it’s that boy who vapes and wears Lonsdale
person no.2: wow what a wannabe roadman
person no.2: wow what a wannabe roadman
by youbanteringme?? May 15, 2018
Get the Wannabe Roadmanmug. A UK Roadman is someone can be a group of roadmen or more then 1 who listens to too much OFB in front of all his mandem but behind them he listens to too much DBE hops on his escooter and catchs mandem lacking unless roadmen are caught lacking.There marjs dont care and they run from the feds thinking there badd SHIVERR ME TIMBERSS OH SCARRRRYYYY Aba Ha Wus .They be looking for grub and chillinng with mandem and 1 of them looks like btec digdat 100%
by CahulistentotoomuchDBE January 7, 2021
Get the UK Roadmanmug. 12 year olds in year 7 acting tough with there Carreras, tracksuits always have there manbag, 97’s, vapourmaxes all types of Nike shoes and drink energy drinks thinking they are hard. Occasionally nicking a drink or two.
by Frosty 🥶 March 24, 2019
Get the Roadman Wannabemug. A superior human being who has the power of a gun, with only words. He is a true hero to our nation of 12 year olds all around the globe.
Here is his most powerful words "Da ting go skkkkrrrraaa, papakakaka
Skivipipopop and a poopooturrrboom skrra, tutukukututoom, poompoom" Here is how we can use this god in a sentence "Roadman Shaq is a true bawss"
Skivipipopop and a poopooturrrboom skrra, tutukukututoom, poompoom" Here is how we can use this god in a sentence "Roadman Shaq is a true bawss"
by motherduckerpowpow October 12, 2017
Get the Roadman Shaqmug.