This is a common name for a ranga who tries to be top shit. Riley's tend to have small glow ups that don't make differences in their life. They are able to pull girls but at the same time they don't know how to maintain a relationship. Riley's are mostly tall and idiotic.
by jordanar150 August 28, 2021

A literal God among men. He is an AI. If you get within a 15 meter radius of him, run away. It's not worth it. Save yourself.
That's Riley, RUN!
by Fireblitz__ January 30, 2023

Riley is a person who thinks there the funniest person in the room, he will stop at nothing to make you laugh. He Has a great personality usually he’s peaceful but get him mad and he’ll tear your head off. He is a good listener and is loyal to his friends. He has a way with girls but will have no chance of keeping them, for us is annoying and will get rejected for a more athletic guy.
Wow did you just here Riley, his terrible joke was retarded
Oh my gosh Riley is so cool but so annoying
Oh my gosh Riley is so cool but so annoying
by Muh Mike January 22, 2019

He is a short little goblin that knows where you live and will rip out your ankles when he finds you.
(person 1) Hey, be careful, I was told that there was a Riley lurking around town.
(person 2) *fucking dies because Riley took their ankles*
(person 2) *fucking dies because Riley took their ankles*
by thinec December 28, 2021

by Ty is a scurvy dog June 6, 2018

A supercomputer, if you see one, run away. He will explode your brain with all of the information that his mainframe holds. He can single handedly take over the world.
by Fireblitz__ January 30, 2023

Riley's are typical amazingly adorable, sweet, funny, kind people. Can be male or female. They're some of the nicest, most kind-hearted people you'll ever know. They often are self-deprecating and care very little about themselves, but a lot about their friends and family. They're dedicated and hard-working, though not very timely. They'll typically miss assignments due to not being able to manage time well. They will offer to help you even when you don't need it, and they'll always stick by you. They're all around amazing people who deserve all the love in the world.
by Crappychald123 May 25, 2019
