Retarded porch monkey

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle

Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey

by Happy! July 10, 2021

Retardeder

The act of being MORE retarded than the person you are calling retarded.

He is so much more retardeder than his brother is.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins March 22, 2022

Rock Star Retarded

The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.

Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"

by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010

retarded swamp goblin

Alcoholic fans of the Florida Gators.

- Who drank all the Natty Light?
- Some retarded swamp goblin with jean shorts who wasn't even invited to the party.

by Red D April 2, 2008

Retarded Exclamation Point

A retarded exclamation point is the random numeral "1" that is mistakenly typed at the end of an exclamatory sentence when someone accidently lets go of the "Shift" key while trying to type an exclamation point (!) on a keyboard.

Dude One: Guess what I did last night
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: I got some of Trisha's sweet ass
Dude Two: WHAT1
Dude One: Huh? What the hell does "WHAT1" mean?
Dude Two: Oh, sorry man...retarded exclamation point.

by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009

borderline retarded

1. Describing a person that barely has enough brain capacity to function in society by virtue of poor upbringing and their own stupidity.

2. Describing a person with an IQ around 70.

3. Describes a person that is severely brain damaged due to heavy drug use, yet still manages barely function enough to get by.

That fat kid is borderline retarded. If he was any dumber he would need to wear a helmet.

If your IQ were any lower we would have to enroll you in remedial classes because you're borderline retarded.

That borderline retarded stoner that works at the convenience store smoked himself stupid.

by Gen. Pringle September 8, 2010

retarted

The mongo spelling of the word retarded.

I am retarted. (yes you are!)

by Super Cool Joe May 13, 2003