Pocono Hand Relief

Autoerotic Asphyxiating whilst hunting for deer in the Pocono mountains.

Guy 1: Jimmy went on vacation to the Poconos
Guy 2: What's he doing there?
Guy 1: I heard he's doing a Pocono Hand Relief

by trentonsouper69 May 22, 2024

Shit of Relief

To say the word “shit” in such a context that expresses one’s feelings of relief or contentment. Occasionally, this will be accompanied by a sigh, or on rare occasion, a sneeze. See - sigh of relief

Rich: “Shit!”
Edward: “What’s wrong?”
Rich: “Nothing, I just get to go home soon.”
Edward: “So it was a Shit of Relief!”

by Wingman17 June 29, 2021

puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017

Guardian Debt Relief

A company that scams people who are in debt.

Guardian Debt Relief lies to its customers.

by Green Pill December 31, 2019

relief

the feeling you get when the teacher disconnects from the zoom call

im so relieved its the weekend fuck yes *sigh of relief*

by johny fucking depp April 08, 2021

Relief

When you wipe your ass with the last piece of toilet paper and it comes off clean

God luckily my deadline got moved, thats such a relief

by Arge_e June 05, 2022

Relief

Feeling that soldiers of color feel when going to fight in Iraq, Syria or Afghanistan.

For the first time, people of color get to be in a position of privilege over Caucasians.

Seeing over-privileged Caucasians bomb themselves until the Roman ruins in their country are destroyed, then being able to have Muhammad as a slave?

Talk about black/Native Revenge. 👣👳🏾 ♀️🧔🏾🤡☺️🦄

I would feel relief if I could get Muhammad to behave, act civilized and learn his place..

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 11, 2024