Refrigerator Shopping With Mom

Code for railing lines of coke off the limp cock of a Venezuelan gang banger while 3 midgets play roshambo in the corner dressed as oompa loompas.

I wont be able to raid with the boys tonight, Sara caved and set up some refrigerator shopping with mom for my birthday.

by SkerdausMom April 3, 2025

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She a refrigerator, she got hut by 12 dudes

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Refrigerator eyes

Overlooking the obvious. It's when you're searching everywhere in the refrigerator for the milk, only to fail to notice that it's right in front of you.

1. "I can't find my keys."

"Hey Refrigerator eyes, they are in your hand."
2. Looking for your sunglasses when they are perched on top of your head.
3. Trying to find a pen to write with while it's already in your pocket.
4. Looking for your phone while talking on it and not realizing it's in your hand.

by jawa nomad February 19, 2024

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refrigerate the leftovers

An onomonopaeic phrase that can be utilized as a descriptor for a task that you desire to or must do, which is different from the one you are doing now.

I can't wait to get off work so I can refrigerate the leftovers.

Soon as I'm done helping you, I'm gonna go refrigerate the leftovers.

AFK - BRB - gotta refrigerate the leftovers.

by MrSchroeder May 18, 2010

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refrigerator spelunking

The process of digging through the recesses of your refrigerator in an effort to find something (semi) edible. Usually part of or precursor to either refrigerator roulette or refrigerator triage. Results can be anything from mild to traumatizing.

I was refrigerator spelunking when I discovered a chicken I'd put in there two years ago.

by ferricoxide June 8, 2010

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