Rasmus

Rasmus is funny when you start talking to him and a huge simp at first, but when you get to know him he's a fucking idiot and always pretends nothing happened after an argument. But apart from that, he can be really fun and he is very loyal to his friends. He is very lazy and can't figure out how to come to an agreement.

Person 1: Omg is Rasmus late again?!
Person 2: Well he is really lazy so it's not even a surprise anymore

by Karla og Liva September 27, 2022

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A person who suffers from severe brain damage

"hello i am Rasmus"
"damn"

by Magnetic_Hitler_420 October 13, 2022

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Rasmus Lilaas Skari

Rasmus Lilaas Skari is either a sexy beast or a extremely annoying little boy. He likes big manly sweaty lollipop, but he also likes to eat rotten infants that are so badly decomposed they are moldy. He usually eats smegma soup with cheddar , but wit a hint of lemon. He also likes cooked uturus alone or with a chopped up baby. He loves to joike because he is a so called sapmi

Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann: Where is Rasmus Lilaas Skari
Syver Willhelm Bjørnflaten Bast: He is over there joiking his ass of
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by MongoPongo May 22, 2023

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Rasmus

A person who stinks like shit 24/7, is a commie, and likes little children

Person 1: Bro you're just like Rasmus
Person 2: Shut the fuck up nigger

by GorttiWorttiBorttiPortti June 9, 2024

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Rasmus is the undisputed UNO champion, some refer to him as the GOAT of UNO. His understandning of the game and his masterful tactics truly is something special to witness. The times he isn’t winning he either lets his inferior opponents win just to be nice or someone cheated. He wont necessarily admit to this though since he is such a modest person and he enjoys seeing other people get happy.

-Who is that guy? He just keeps winning and it seems so effortless.
-Oh that’s Rasmus. Thats just how he is.

by Magóo November 29, 2021

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