Taking Roosevelts

The taking of photos with enemy casualties, generally while posing behind them.

Soldier1- "Where has Thomas been"
Soldier2 - "Man, they sent him stateside. His dumbass got caught taking Roosevelts".

by Lazzai December 11, 2025

Roosevelt High School

A place where the bathrooms are just for communal pegging and vaping. Beware of molestation circles roaming the halls during the witching hour, and the block blast addiction problem is running rampant causing the extinction of half of the freshman in just under 4 months due to overdose.

guy 1: I just heard a crackhead came to Roosevelt High School a month ago with some caltrops hoping to breed the

freshman population back to pre-BlockBlast levels.

guy 2: did he succeed?

guy 1: No, sadly their schlongs were too small for repopulation

by Krungleloverla4th February 27, 2025

Sweet, sweet, Roosevelt

A giant honey bear that we love to oil and grease. A nice stench to his sweet sweet tag filled creases. We love to see him naked. His dick is stuffed in his mound and pops out like a groundhog. We love his rotary nectar and his sugary essence.

Oh my fucking god. Do you smell his sweet, sweet, Roosevelt? I smell it all the way over here.

by OldavothemanO December 29, 2022