Pisstine Chapel

The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’

I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.

There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?

Pisstine Chapel by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex January 1, 2025

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pussine

language of origin: long island

it's somebody who is serving an absolute look. they are gorgeous, they are stunning, that is pussine.

it rolls of your tongue. if they're serving like in a way that you weren't even expecting.

you can also throw in "supreme". so it's pussine supreme, right? so pussine supreme queen. there's also pussqueen, pussine queen. that's a new one i've been toying around with. i'm not really sure if that one works.

but pussine works. it's a person, place or thing. you know what i mean? we could use it in any way. i wouldn't say i would use it as like a verb, i wouldn't be like "you're pussining". we can toy around but just throw it in your vernacular: "hey pussine!"

add a little like pink bow to the text, people gonna eat it up! you're welcome!

hey pussine! 🎀

pussine by mrl0815 August 30, 2025