Puerto Rican Girl

A really pretty girl , with a nice personality , usually has curly or wavy hair unless artificially straightened. Has a really nice body even by the time they hit 13-14. Will have a quince bigger than most peoples weddings. Most of them live in New York , Florida , and of course , Puerto Rico. Can be really stuck up sometimes. Has pretty hazel or brown eyes. Just an overall beautiful girl that is well known.

Arturo: Wow , who's that chick over there with the nice body and beautiful eyes?
Juan: That's the beautiful puerto rican girl that goes to our school.
Arturo: How did I not notice such a beautiful girl before?

by LaBoricuaKayla October 13, 2013

Puerto Rican minute

30 seconds

"Dan made it in and out of the liquor store in a Puerto Rican minute.

by :: :: January 18, 2009

Puerto Rican Baptism

A Puerto Rican Baptism is when a Puerto Rican jizzes onto your forehead

The woman would not swallow, so she agreed to recieve a Puerto Rican Baptism

by Greig812 February 24, 2011

puerto rican men

A word that is in Urban Dictionary's top 30 list yet has no definition. Most likely a male or somebody who identifies as male from the island of Puerto Rico or of Puerto Rican heritage.

Puerto Rican men love pasteles and chuletas especially when washed down with a malta.

by Red Amanita Muscaria September 4, 2019

Puerto Rican Dick

The Biggest Juicest Monster of a cock Ever!

1. *Girl 1* Oh my god, I smashed with Joey last Niight! He has a true Puerto Rican Dick!

*Girl 2* Lucky hoee! He's to damn picky to choose me!

by A true lover :) July 26, 2011

Puerto Rican Joystick

A way to jerk off or receive a handjob when the person's thumb rotates in a clock-wise motion on the shmuck (or head) of the male's penis as if it is a joystick on a video game controller until the male finally ejaculates.

I asked Steph and Morgan for a Puerto Rican Joystick and they laughed in my face.

by The Puerto Rican Jew June 1, 2005

Puerto Rican Briefcase

The plastic bag, usually from a local grocery mart, that is used to carry you beers around in. This is usually due to the fact that you ahve placed all of your beers into your refridgertor, and have thrown away the box. When it comes time to take the beers with you to a party you put them into a Puerto Rican Briefcase.

Wow, you have four different kinds of beer in your Puerto Rican Briefcase. Cleaned out the fridge tonight eh?

by Corey Boisvert May 5, 2006