by Cannie October 5, 2018
Get the Psychologising mug.Any of the mind games that a person plays to convince themself and others that they are an innocent victim, rather than the insidious slutbag they really are. Psychological whorefare allows someone to continue there whoremongering behavior without guilt and at the expense of their partner’s sanity and emotional wellbeing. Examples include, but aren’t limited to:
1) Starting a fight, so they can break up with their partner for a weekend, for a one night stand, without it “technically” being cheating. 2) Claiming that a close “friend” is just a friend and not a backup relationship, despite their obvious mutual attraction to each other, and HOW FUCKING DARE YOU QUESTION IT, YOU JEALOUS ASSHOLE!! 3) Testing their partner’s love in ways which are meant to fail, thus justifying seeking attention from others. A common test is telling the partner to stay away, then later claiming that if the partner really cared, they would have come over anyway.
1) Starting a fight, so they can break up with their partner for a weekend, for a one night stand, without it “technically” being cheating. 2) Claiming that a close “friend” is just a friend and not a backup relationship, despite their obvious mutual attraction to each other, and HOW FUCKING DARE YOU QUESTION IT, YOU JEALOUS ASSHOLE!! 3) Testing their partner’s love in ways which are meant to fail, thus justifying seeking attention from others. A common test is telling the partner to stay away, then later claiming that if the partner really cared, they would have come over anyway.
Tom: I miss you. I wish we spent more time together.
Jessica: Oh, so what?! Who do you think I’m spending my time with?! I’m sick of you calling me a slut!
Tom: What the?? I didn’t call you a slut.
Jessica: Chandler and I are just friends, you jealous fuck!!
Tom: Chandler? Who’s Chandler? Where did that even come from??
Jessica: You think I’m the neighborhood cum-dumpster!!!I’m sick of your accusations!!! THIS RELATIONSHIP IS HELL!!!
Tom: I’ve had enough of your psychological whorefare... I’m going to the gym...
Jessica: He called me a slut and a cum-dumpster again.. (fakes crying)
Chandler: I’m sorry baby. I would never treat you that way!
Jessica: Oh, so what?! Who do you think I’m spending my time with?! I’m sick of you calling me a slut!
Tom: What the?? I didn’t call you a slut.
Jessica: Chandler and I are just friends, you jealous fuck!!
Tom: Chandler? Who’s Chandler? Where did that even come from??
Jessica: You think I’m the neighborhood cum-dumpster!!!I’m sick of your accusations!!! THIS RELATIONSHIP IS HELL!!!
Tom: I’ve had enough of your psychological whorefare... I’m going to the gym...
Jessica: He called me a slut and a cum-dumpster again.. (fakes crying)
Chandler: I’m sorry baby. I would never treat you that way!
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Person A: Psychology is being able to tangibly manipulate and torture another person's brain to understand it better.
Person B: Now that's just mental torture!
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Made solely to fuck with students, in the worst way.
May have been involved with holoknaust.
Made solely to fuck with students, in the worst way.
May have been involved with holoknaust.
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Dr. Giggles: Yes my love I did successfully perform perverse psychology upon your Sister, it was strictly business however so why are you so upset?
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