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dark psychology

Something my friend is convinced he's a shadow wizard master lvl 50 at and im a noobie lvl 1 rookie simp at.
Guy 1:" Dude! Did you see him using his dark psychology wissen powers on her?!??!?!"
Guy 2:"Yeah dude! It was so rad! He totally picked her up!!"
by EnimTheWizard November 8, 2023
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psychological nausea

Having a low grade case of sociopathy that does not present with any physical actions or violence. Just verbally insane.
Him: Hey, your friend just said he was going to rip my trachea out!
Me: Don't worry, he won't actually do anything he just has a case of psychological nausea.
by Blair&Zac December 12, 2017
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football psychology

To play a football player no matter how bad a criminal offense the player committed. This was a strategy started by Tom Osborne at the University of Nebraska. It has since caught on by other programs though and is a common way to work out social problems and a troubled past of football players.
Man, did you hear that Duwayne Washington got caught selling marijauna? Do you think he'll play? I sure hope so. Hopefully, coach will give him a talking to and maybe suspend him for this week. Apply some football psychology and maybe some wind sprints. We sure need him once we start conference play though. Colorado is so much stronger this year!

Jesus! Did you hear Tyrell got convicted on rape charges?! He's way past working out his problems on the gridiron though! That nigga's gone for this season! No football psychology is going to help him out of this one, I'm afraid.

Did you hear that Jones sold his Heisman Trophy on E*bay and is stealing cars to support his meth addiction? He stayed about as clean as could be expected by his years at Nebraska. I guess that football psychology was good for four years though! That boy should have stayed in school and got a master's and PhD in football psychology!
by Z train March 15, 2006
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Reverse psychology

Reverse psychology is thinking that is the opposite of how the human brain works. For example, if green is the color of grass, then it must be a primary color. However, we know that the only primary colors are red, blue, and yellow.
Sigmund Freud stated, "All of us are just trash." However, God created us for great purpose and Sigmund Freud is an atheist, so if you are a Christian this is totally Reverse psychology because it's just plain wrong and false. Since atheists are non-believers this is the normal way of thinking, especially from a religious perspective. Yet, the statement is so crazy that some atheists would probably convert to being religious just by hearing something this ridiculous.
by PWS27 April 18, 2018
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Reverse Psychologied

Reverse Psychologied: a word that is the past tense version of Reverse Psychology.

The word originally was created when one friend said to another “I just Reversed Psychologied you”
Get Reverse Psychologied, You just got Reverse Psychologied, I was just Reverse Psychologied by my friend,
by Big Boy D August 1, 2018
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psychological colonoscopy

A tedious event where a person or a group of people interrogate someone to find out everything there is to know about their life history and future aspirations. It is often performed by a group of women on the new boyfriend of a girlfriend or by parents on a potential daughter-in-law or son-in-law.
It was a rough night, man. I got a psychological colonoscopy from my boo's girlfriends when they found out I had been to prison. mentally stressed, psychologically evaluated, interrogated, questioned
by joecoolthefool December 4, 2014
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Psychological Twin

Someone who thinks identical to you. This person is able to finish your sentences, make statements that match your thoughts, and, overall, seems to share your brain. You may have common interests, hobbies, fears, questions, etc.
"Monica, I think that car just stopped."

"I just thought the same thing, stop being such a psychological twin."
by Airalk September 13, 2011
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