prevert

A person on the verge of doing or saying something innapropriate.

Cindy: (Waiting in line at Disney World) "... this thing is sooo long! ... Don't say anything John. I can see that preverted look in your eyes".

by Kazizzle January 11, 2009

prevert

A 6'3 guy with black hair that's German and Pakistani. He carries a wallet with a Durex condom in it and $20 that he ows his cute and totally adorable friend, Mohsin. His friend can be spotted at the front of his wallet on a sticker which was made May 9th 2004 in Discover Mills Mall.

If you drink beer, have sex before marrige, believe in one-night-stands... you are soooo a Kamran.

by Mohsin June 11, 2004

Perverted

It has two definitions.

1. Having a polluted mind from taking that strange, corrupted person's advice to watch porn.

2. Being unusually dirty, more than anyone else in the room; the person that gives advice to those pure angels to watch porn.

A: Hey dude look my dog he just took a bath doesn't he smell better?
B: He's wet.
A: Yeah of course he's wet he just took-
A: Oh.

B: If you know what I mean HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEEEEE
A: Jesus Christ your perverted bruh
B: hehehehehehehhhehheeheheeeeee

by TwinkleBean May 18, 2018

prevert

Pervert spelled wrong

Urg, youuuuu are suchhhh aaaa.... uhh.... prevert... *passes out*

by Johnny Gringo June 10, 2004

Perverted Monks

That guy who stands way too close to you in Church.

dude1: "ow, something hard poked me..."
dude2: "Holy shit! It was that group of Perverted Monks"

by lolpiggy September 13, 2011

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevented by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017

Prevert

the next step in the evolution of a pervert.

John, you are such a prevert!!

by J. Arls. May 11, 2009