postal

adj. Refers to an address outside (often well outside) a city's limits which can still receive mail addressed to that city.
I hear Dave lives in Decatur also - is he close to you?

Not really. Dave lives out in postal Decatur; I live downtown.
by Mach Turtle June 12, 2013
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Postal

The description of somebody who possesses murderous, insane or disturbingly violent acts that they want to commit on others around them. This could be the cause of being bored with life and hating it or having mental disorders.

It's also the name for a cool game by Running With Scissors.
Joel: "Hey, did you see that guy on the news that slaughtered all his co-worker's at the Postal Service?
Sally: "Yeah, nutcase probably went postal working there."
by Stealy Wheely Man August 17, 2021
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Postal

To refer to someone who's gone to a level of insanity, (Usually from being treated like really terribly) That they become a psycho and may end up harming someone, the term got popular from the Postal game series
Guy 1: I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A WHORE I WILL GUT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!!

Guy 2: HE'S GONE POSTAL!
by Mystei March 18, 2024
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Postal

A short period of time in which a person goes into a violet rage, usually hurting or harming others.

This word is in reference to the infamous Postal 2 game made by Running with Scissors, where the game was criticized for its violence and the ability to let the player kill civilians with a multitude of weapons.
You shouldn't anger Sylas anymore, or he might go postal on you.
by Crohns disease gaming January 04, 2022
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postal pack

Home grown marijuana moist and stilled seamed stretched and hend into thick globs most reject and disbelief its marijuana and in fact it is it comes from the hemp based plant know ass cannibas and is a stronger form of tetrahydrocanabino
Aye I just got that postal pack bro
by Drake_blake September 06, 2017
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Postal Two

Postal 2. Weird FPS where you deliver packages to a bunch of weirdos in a small town.

Or something to that effect.
"Wow! This new game, 'Postal two', is really weird, funny, and fun to play. And I don't usually like weird games!"

or:

"Hey, the weather's been really rainy lately, why don't I play my good ol' copy of 'Postal two' for the thousandth time to take my mind off it."
by Mr.Trails124 November 18, 2023
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