Skip to main content

Porky Pig Sex

When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.
After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.
by J Michael. December 5, 2021
mugGet the Porky Pig Sexmug.

poon plated porkie

an object that is plated with vaginal skin.
Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
by Gaydos October 19, 2003
mugGet the poon plated porkiemug.

Pryor Creek Porky Pie

The sexual act of fingering a girl's vagina while she defecates. The fingerer is able to feel the logs and nuggets sliding out of her rectum through the thin vaginal wall, as well as feeling the wonderful contractions of her vagina as she pushes the steaming dooky out.
After smoking some high-quality Northeast Oklahoma meth, Brad gave white-trash queen Shauna a Pryor Creek porky pie in the Walmart bathroom.
by I Love You Donny May 13, 2018
mugGet the Pryor Creek Porky Piemug.

Porky's Butthole

An alternative name for Beavis and Butthead. Comes from a phone call in the 1990s where a man complained to Mike Judge about Beavis and Butthead. He couldn't remember the show's name so he called it Porky's Butthole.
Did you watch Porky's Butthole last night? It sucked
by Hunter of Beasts September 2, 2025
mugGet the Porky's Buttholemug.

porky whore

Get me a beer you porky whore!
by Chief Mikehawk December 5, 2023
mugGet the porky whoremug.

Porky Pork

A person with an extremely large head, both physically and metaphorically. Resembling a pig.
That guy thinks he's cool but I find him so pigheaded. He's Porky Pork
by ShamimaLegend September 29, 2025
mugGet the Porky Porkmug.

Porky bun

Uncircumcised dick (penis).

Referring to the foreskin as the bun, the dick inside as the pork.
“Would you fuck him?”
“No, he’s got a porky bun”
by PorkyBunHater February 1, 2018
mugGet the Porky bunmug.

Share this definition