When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.
After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.
by J Michael. December 5, 2021
Get the Porky Pig Sexmug. Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
by Gaydos October 19, 2003
Get the poon plated porkiemug. The sexual act of fingering a girl's vagina while she defecates. The fingerer is able to feel the logs and nuggets sliding out of her rectum through the thin vaginal wall, as well as feeling the wonderful contractions of her vagina as she pushes the steaming dooky out.
After smoking some high-quality Northeast Oklahoma meth, Brad gave white-trash queen Shauna a Pryor Creek porky pie in the Walmart bathroom.
by I Love You Donny May 13, 2018
Get the Pryor Creek Porky Piemug. 
by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022
Get the Slap my ass and call me porkymug. by AndiZiad May 27, 2019
Get the Doing a porkymug. Man, that ho booted all over the place then sucked off Mike. I never figured he'd go for a Jax Porky!
by Shy Needwood December 13, 2008
Get the Jax Porkymug.