When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.
After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.
by J Michael. December 5, 2021
Get the Porky Pig Sexmug. Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
by Gaydos October 19, 2003
Get the poon plated porkiemug. The sexual act of fingering a girl's vagina while she defecates. The fingerer is able to feel the logs and nuggets sliding out of her rectum through the thin vaginal wall, as well as feeling the wonderful contractions of her vagina as she pushes the steaming dooky out.
After smoking some high-quality Northeast Oklahoma meth, Brad gave white-trash queen Shauna a Pryor Creek porky pie in the Walmart bathroom.
by I Love You Donny May 13, 2018
Get the Pryor Creek Porky Piemug. by Arthurmorgan April 14, 2019
Get the porky soupmug. 
when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019
Get the Porky dadmug. "I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"
"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"
"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"
by someteameight? December 15, 2009
Get the beef-porkiesmug.