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Porky Pig Sex

When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.
After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.
by J Michael. December 5, 2021
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poon plated porkie

an object that is plated with vaginal skin.
Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
by Gaydos October 19, 2003
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Pryor Creek Porky Pie

The sexual act of fingering a girl's vagina while she defecates. The fingerer is able to feel the logs and nuggets sliding out of her rectum through the thin vaginal wall, as well as feeling the wonderful contractions of her vagina as she pushes the steaming dooky out.
After smoking some high-quality Northeast Oklahoma meth, Brad gave white-trash queen Shauna a Pryor Creek porky pie in the Walmart bathroom.
by I Love You Donny May 13, 2018
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Porky Doubs

A fat, rude bitch that runs her big mouth and thinks she's the shit. But not even her friends like her.

*Porky stands for the fat, rudeness
*Doubs (Double) stands for her double chin that ripples when she talks
ex. Porky Doubs: "wtf? your gross. fight me. you dumb slut."

Other: "she's such a porky doubs."
by morgieeeee December 1, 2009
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Porky foreskin

After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus
Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life
by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021
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Porky

Known as “Da Beast”. All-you-can-eat buffets fear him. Women want him. Men want to be him. He likes to sing. Given the choice, he would have sung everyday if he could.
Porky? More like made of pork
by PizzaHutDelivery March 3, 2022
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porky soup

A soup that has dicks in it
Yo that dude eating some porky soup
by Arthurmorgan April 14, 2019
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