Poot Plucker

One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.

Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..

Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?

Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....

by CherryPoots December 5, 2010

goose plucker

A man who masturbates in public

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

by DJ smilyface March 15, 2015

cherry plucker

The act of having sex with many virgins

Man you had sex with Alyssa? You’re a cherry plucker!

by Emilyyyyyyy17 January 10, 2018

pig plucker

is a male is usually a male politician who plucks strings affixed to a pigs ass and is sadly tone deaf.

Trump is clearly the finest of many pig pluckers that America has to offer, ever.

by the musicologist May 28, 2018

tulip plucker

A person who takes the virginity of a female

Yeah man, that guy is a tulip plucker... always hookin' up with the freshman

by Zephyr919 June 3, 2018

mother plucker

someone who tweezes out leg hairs or other body hairs when high on meth

She's such a mother plucker that last time she got sped she pulled out her entire right eyebrow.

by Scarlettknowsall January 21, 2020

Fitshaced pluckered

The point of being unable to stand up due to uncontrollable stupidity and a couple of shrooms... alcohol two shots

Maaaan! I'm fitshaced pluckered aaaand can't get up can I sleep right here on da floor pweeaase

by Fart clock September 8, 2020