Pasty smashing is the art of banging some pussy. The term has originated from Newquay in Cornwall, England as this is the place where the pasty is a favourite dish and lots of pasty smashing is undertaken by tourists
Bloody hell Arthur... I Could hear you Pasty Smashing a mile away last night. You kept the whole camp-site awake! Fair play!
by newquay08 September 03, 2008
Person A: Look at Neal, he's wearing the orange shirt again.
Person B: Yeah, he's a Pasty Pumpkin, and his mom also cuts his hair by putting a bowl onto of his head and then cutting around it.
Person B: Yeah, he's a Pasty Pumpkin, and his mom also cuts his hair by putting a bowl onto of his head and then cutting around it.
by MikeWilliam19 December 07, 2012
a term used for the baby of a charvette (female charver). this is used due to the amount of crums and mess in their pram from their staple diet of greggs (bakery) and crisps which have fallen on to the baby and encrusted onto the pram.
by lisa105106 August 25, 2005
A pasty pal is the accumulation of a minimum of 8hrs of ass-sweat mixed with a failed “quick wipe” after a hurried poop.
I had to get this jog in right after I crapped on the toilet. Now I gotta shower and get rid of this pasty pal.
by TacoBangBang March 07, 2021
The fucking i gave her the other night was so hot, the pasty steam was gushing from her like a burst steam valve
by Deakirino February 15, 2019
Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!
by Siobhan Smith April 24, 2008
by Priestley11210 November 28, 2016